I don't know, man, I've already been feeling generally crappy (excuse the pun) as of late, and now I find out there's explosive diarrhea afoot. (Abung?) That's all I need.
This is particularly distressing on a Taco Tuesday, when I will definitely be eating my usual salad lunch and quite possibly a Taco Bell dinner—two of the main culprits of this outbreak, so says The Washington Post.
And while L.A. is far, far away from the outbreak's locus of Michigan—or "Ground Shitstorm," we may dub it—there HAVE been reported cases in California.
Worrisome. In the words of Sam Jackson, hold onto your butts.
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For those about to diarrhea we salute you.
ReplyDeleteI had a horrible bout with some suspect chili last week but when Americans have an bug, it's like your national parks (until that arse got his mitts on them) formidable. Imagine if they had to send the military and FEMA to get this explosive outbreak under control... Mission leader? General Shitstorm. Okie, these are not the puns you're looking for. Ha. Good luck