My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...

Jack Handey Writes a Novel

As you may or may not be aware, Jack Handey is my biggest writing hero other than Woody Allen. That Handeyville thing I'm always invoking is in fact an homage to him. And clearly I am not the only one who idolizes him, as evidenced by this story The New York Times just published about him and his very first novel, The Stench of Honolulu.

I do not read a lot of books anymore, because I'm a really slow reader and I haven't the time or patience. But this book I will be reading. I'm very excited about it. 

Carry on.

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