My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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Somebody's Got My Number

This was left for me by an unidentified co-worker as part of some candy and card giving charade that took place today at the AVN office. Whoever it was definitely knows three pertinent things about me: I love Natalie Portman and Star Wars, and I am powerful. This "V-Day" he or she is wishing me happiness for, I can only presume is a new holiday named Vagina Day, which will involve Natalie being seduced by my power and offering me her vagina all day while dressed in her various Star Wars costumes. Meanwhile, I must get back to planning my festivities for Zombie Day this Sunday.

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