My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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What Scrog Is Thinking

"Good god, it's 11:06 and I've done nary a thing. There's porn chicks upstairs getting naked and I don't know why. I wonder what Sherri's Italian wedding soup will be like ... does it have pork in it? If so, I'll eat around it. Free lunch I have to eat around the pork for is better than lunch I'm paying for. Man, am I Jewish. Is Paul right that he and I are the only Jews left here? Who else might be Jewish? Not that black dude, that's for sure. Today, will I possibly leave prior to 7:00 pm? Not if I keep going like this, I won't. Is anything about this funny? Doubtful. Rubber burning does work better than ... wait, I mean burning rubber works better than rubber burning ... right? I'm fucking confused. I've had two coffees, do I dare drink a soda now? What's it gonna hurt? Thank god they finally replenished the Splenda supply over here. Now all we need is bathroom towels and we'll have something resembling a fully-functional office. De-duping. Maybe we could get some de-doping going on in this place. Ha! That one just popped out. NIIICE. OK, seriously ... reviews need posting. Please, neither of those porn dudes who may or may not be calling me call me and bother me. I got shit to do. Do I have a retard picture of myself that can go with this?"

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