My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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Land Shark Attack Bulletin

Land Shark is a person in my life who plagues my very existence with relentless comments and actions that take great, big, gaping bites out of my soul. My log of LS's latest strike:

So I review Zombie Strippers for AVN, and Land Shark hits me up on IM with: "Jenna still got her big, fake air balloon tits in that movie?" She does, I confirm, and LS continues, "So she's naked through the whole thing?" "Pretty much," I say, and LS shoots back, "Well, proof once again you can take the slut out of the Valley, but you can't take the whore out of the slut." A couple moments later: "Man, too bad she lost those freighters. They were the one thing she really had going for her."

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