HOT NEWS: Bella Thorne to Write, Direct, Star in 'Spring Breakers 2'

Yeah, boy, you heard it here first ... well, you may have heard it from Variety, which reported it a little over a week ago, but I'm here to tell you again that our favorite Disney girl gone bad, Bella Thorne—and by "our" I mean "my"—will be one-woman-showing her own sequel to Harmony Korine's whackity-ass 2012 bops-turned-gangsters flick Spring Breakers.

People may have their doubts about Bella's auteurist capabilities, but I for one can attest that I saw her in action on the set of her Pornhub featurette "Her & Him"—which I would call her actual directorial debut, not the still-in-post Color Your Hurt that Variety cites—and she seemed to really know what she was doing. Also, she was very sweet. She greeted me with a giant hug, and her sister Dani, who was also there assisting in some capacity, did the same. The Thornes are big huggers, I told them.

Anyway, I don't know what exactly Bella's vision is for Spring Breakers 2, except that she told Alex Cooper on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast that it is going to be filled with "a lot of litness."

"There is so much litness in this movie," she said, elaborating that "it is so litty, litty McTitties. From start to finish, it's lit as fuck."

Will there be titties? Specifically, Bella Thorne titties? Time will tell, I suppose. But I can 100 percent claim to have been early money on her hotness.

Oh, one more thing: Harmony Korine will have no involvement with this project. And, presumably, neither will James Franco.

If you care to watch Bella's nearly two-hour interview on "Call Her Daddy" (I did not), here it is: