My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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I Got a New Chair

That's right, bitches, I'm moving up in the world. Thanks to our weekly Zoom company trivia games we have at AVN that come with REAL AMAZON CASH MONEY prizes, I've racked up a nice chunk of gift card moolah, and decided the other day I would invest some of it in this here sweet, sweet sittin' chair.

I've had my previous chair for years and years, and it was time to face the fact that it just no longer is in a state of chair serviceability. It is beyond chair repair. So this is a big upgrade for me.

This chair is from a company called Starspace, and that's appropriate because let me tell you, it's kind of like the Millennium Falcon of chairs. As in, I feel a lot like Han Solo sitting in it. That's about where the similarity ends, but it's more than enough.

Man, I feel like a whole new Scrog with this chair. This is amazing. I will never get tired of sitting upon its royal leathery softness. NEVER!! I am the king of chair!!! Envy my luxuriousness!!! THIS IS LIVING, GODDAMIT!!!!!!

I think I'm gonna go grab some froyo now.

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  1. MartinMay 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM

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