My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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The Official Cutest Thing Ever

OK, I know that headline reads a little gay, but let me explain: I was chatting yesterday with the newly-crowned AVN Female Performer of the Year, Jenna Haze, who told me at one point in the conversation that her dog was the cutest thing ever. Feeling pretty confident that no matter how cute her dog may be, there surely was something out there of superior cuteness, I Googled "cutest thing ever" and found this:


Yeah, still pretty gay, huh? Go fuck yerself, then.

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