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Is it bourbon time yet?

Note to Universe

The Awesomest Candy Ever

A Poem

I Have Seen the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I Haven't Showered in Two Days

Please God, Tell Me Ron Jeremy Didn't Pork My Mom

Land Shark Attack Bulletin

Under Spank Bank Consideration: Kate Voegele

The First-Ever I.N.E.P.T. Award