My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...

HAPPY ZOMBIE DAY 2024

It's time for my annual Happy Zombie Day post. Every year, people get puzzled when I do this, because they don't know what Zombie Day is. Well allow me to explain:

Zombie Day is a holiday I invented many many years ago as my own personal alternate to Valentine's Day. Because rather than wallow in the perennial absence of romance from my life, I choose to celebrate the perennial undeath of zombies, and all the mayhem, carnage and abject horror they wreak. Truly makes my heart palpitate with joy.

So now you know.

And may all your severed-foot-gnawing, bowel-erupting, head-impaling dreams come true.



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