My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...

Indian Boy Loves Sex, Seeks Marriage

A curious "press release" was loaded into the AVN system Saturday that definitely will not be running there, but I feel needs to be seen. How this person even figured out how to load something into our pr form is beyond me, albeit the Indians are pretty dang smart with computers so that's probably it. I also understand they're absolutely obsessed with anything porn-related they can access online—which may or may not be a somewhat easier task for them right now than in recent times—so that could have a lot to do with it too.

But I digress. Here is the press release, verbatim, as submitted with the headline "I love sex" and under the company name "Fuck Girl" (complete with the keywords "Woman girl meet me"):

Woma girl meet me any time. My cock long full injoy with me any time. I love sex. I'm Find Female sex partner every day night sex with me video. But I'm india boy age 25 height 5'9 any woman marry me. After marry I'm live in your home town. 

You heard him ladies ... seems like a pretty solid dude. With a long cock. And yes, that's the picture he submitted with the pr. He also included his Whatsapp number, but I won't make that public. If you'd like to take him up on his offer though, let me know, I'd be happy to pass it along.

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