My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...
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Single Greatest Piece of Film Ever Shot on the Way

I've known about this for some time, but I must go ahead and address it here so I can move on with my life. There is a movie coming this year from Darren Aronofsky, who got Jennifer Connelly to butt-slam another chick with a double-headed dildo in Requiem for a Dream, that contains a scene with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis having what's being reported as "ecstasy-induced, hungry, aggressive, angry sex." The name of this movie is Black Swan. In it, Natalie and Mila play rival ballerinas. I have yet to confirm whether either shows any nudity. But needless to say, seeing this one stretch of celluloid is currently my very top, uttermost preeminent source of motivation to go on living. Now enjoy these:



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