My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...

Incompetent Porn Review

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
New Sensations
by Pinnicus Weinerspitz

Seinfeld as all will remember is a hilarious show for the ages, that could be great material for a porn Parody as New Sensations clearly saw with this new release, entitled, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, starring James Deen as Seinfeld himself (just perfect in tight jeans and a puffy Jew-fro) and Eric John as Crammer, plus all the rest of the gang.

And the Porn Nazi is here too! Played by Evan Stone, who won't give Elaina, Kristina Rose, her much needed porn that she keeps begging him for. Soon she gets back at the evil Porn Nazi, though, when she has a super hot lesbian porking in the back room with London Keyes.

Look out for Sasha Grey who stars in the porn that Kramer decides to make to get back at the Porn Nazi, and he joins right in with her and Sadie West.

Although hot, there's not alot of gufahs in this Parody for what it could be, compared to the real show itself, but they tried real hard, you could tell. So what we're really trying to say is, this is at the highest average.

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