My Encounter With Mandeep

It has been a long, long time since I've written a real blog. Since the pandemic days, in fact. But this warrants it. So there I was, going about my usual afternoon busywork at the AVN compound, when I hear a call from downstairs: "Hello?" I thought I heard my co-worker moving in that direction to see what was up, but then a few minutes later: "Hello?" Looked like it was gonna be up to me. So down the stairs I plodded, and immediately found myself face-to-face with a short, pudgy, balding man seemingly of Indian descent, whom I will call "Mandeep" for the purposes of discretion.  "Hello sir, is there somebody I can talk to here? This is the AVN?" he asked me. "Well yes, what do you need?" I asked. "I have traveled so far, I just need to talk with somebody who can help me," he implored. "OK ... what's happening? What's your question?" I persisted. "I want to find out how can I get into the industry?...

In the Spank Safe Deposit Box: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez

All I really know about these two is that they're on the Disney Channel and reportedly BFFs. I shouldn't even know that much, but I can't stop Seventeen magazine from appearing before my eyes in the grocery store checkout lane. I also can't help the fact that both are most obviously going to be declared "hot" by everyone under the sun the second it becomes socially acceptable to do so (i.e. upon their 18th birthdays). In the picture below, Lovato is the one on the left and Gomez is on the right. Both are 16. Enjoy!

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